From Death Kitten...
After much whisker-licking deliberation, I am pleased to present you with DK's rulings on the sharktionary.
Honorable Mention for Evil Stare to Rival the DK's Own: Carrie, with the eagle.
Honorable Mention for Least Likely to Pick Up His Award on Account of Being Sharkbait: Sean Ferrell
Third Place, prize of an extra set of editing-eyeballs: Amy Lindel
Second Place, prize of a companion ticket to rehab with Barbara: Alli
First Place, winner of the Sharktionary Editor-in-Chief gig AND a copy of the exceptionally entertaining ITW Debut Thriller of the Year Running From the Devil....
The Death Kitten approves of your choice of subjects, Kelli. Well done.
The Death Kitten would also like to say thank you to all the entrants. The Death Kitten enjoyed your feeble human attempts at humor (skadgers excepted. Everyone knows skadgers are crap at being funny).
When the Death Kitten says this, the Death Kitten actually means: