by Barbara Poelle
Okay, don’t forget, this Thursday will of course be The Fifth Annual Poelle Polish Turkey Trot and Gobble Wobble 5K™
Remember: The rules are fairly straightforward. All you have to do is start walking/jogging and then if 3.2 miles later you are on your third rum toddy, who cares? As long as you wobble over the finish line you are still a competitor. And because running a 5K on the morning of a holiday feast negates any calories consumed later that day, we all come out winners.
You're welcome.
In the meantime, here are some pithy publishing lessons....as taught by turkeys. Enjoy them and the holiday!
Oh, and anyone who would like to entertain me in the comments with your own devised conversation between Ted and Tom above, feel free. There might be prizes. There will be drinking. You decide.
