By Dana Kaye
You might be a book-aholic if…
…you’ve gone without food to buy books
…you’re ideal Saturday night consists of a pizza and a paperback
…your pets are named after literary figures
*Meet my puppy, Mrs. Dalloway*
…the local librarians and booksellers know you by name
…you’ve bought a bigger house because you need room for your books
…you’ve accidently re-bought a book because you forgot you already had it
…you’re books are categorized on the shelf, either alphabetically or by genre
…you reference events from books as if they actually happened
*It’s just like that time Jack Reacher went onto that army base…”
…90% of the people you follow on Facebook are authors
…you’ve purchased additional e-readers just to house your e-book collection
…your book budget is more than your rent or mortgage
…you subscribe to multiple book review magazines and blogs
…you attend BEA with 4 empty suitcases
