True Detective Craft Projects

Jessy Randall

I just finished binge-watching True Detective. Best show I've seen on TV in a long time.

Seems to me there would be a market for a book of True Detective craft projects, with chapters including:

stick sculpture (small)

stick sculpture (large, bones and skulls optional)

stick mobile

cross-stitch: "Death created time to grow the things that it would kill"

cross stitch: "All the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy"

beer can people

antler hat

And speaking of beer can people, here are some helpful tips for making them:
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/true-detective-beer-can-men

And here are fifty compelling questions about the beer can people:
http://uproxx.com/uncategorized/2014/02/50-questions-rust-cohles-beer-can-men-true-detective/

Also, if you, like me, had trouble understanding what Rust was saying half the time, then you may enjoy this:

 And several other excellent parodies here.